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	<title>Ramblings Of A Neurotic Housewife - Kimberley Zuehlke Anderson</title>
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		<title>Under The Influence Of Underwear</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago our son, Brandt, was at a friend’s place having a sleep over, it was a Tuesday night.  You wanna know what’s so awesome about Tuesday nights?  It’s cheap night at the Movie Mill!!!  Yay!!  The Movie Mill has movies that are out of the theatre and are typically not yet out on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=216</link>
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		<title>Passion For Pens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know.  It&#8217;s been WAAAAAAY too long since I&#8217;ve posted anything new.  Sometimes &#8220;life&#8221; happens and you find that you just don&#8217;t feel like yourself for a little while.  But I&#8217;m like a boom-a-rang, I always come back around.   FYI &#8211; I apologize if the font is a little small, it&#8217;s a WordPress [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=205</link>
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		<title>The Plots Thicken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I was asked to help write a “Personals” ad.  Now this wasn’t your run of the mill personals ad, this one was just a little whacked.  And hey, I do whacked!!  The story behind the ad is that this family’s Christmas presents last year from the Grandparents was burial plots for them and their spouses, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=202</link>
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		<title>Condoning Cloning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I hear ya, settle down.  I know I’ve been a bad girl and haven’t been posting any new stories lately.  What can I say, I took a bit of a holiday.  Not a holiday as in I left the city and went somewhere exciting with a beach and sand or leaning towers or pyramids, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=199</link>
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		<title>Nacho Neurosis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I like to have fun, I’m not as much of a stick in the mud as some people like to think I am.  For example I can appreciate a good prank phone call, I used to make a few of them with my friends in college.  “What??? No dinner for four?  You no order [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=191</link>
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		<title>BEAVERS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I remember many years ago going to Cub Scout meetings with my Dad and my brother.  My Mom had her ‘Tops’ meeting at the same time so I would alternate, one week I went to Cubs and listened to a bunch of boys promise to ‘Obey the law of the wolf cub pack to dibb [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=184</link>
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		<title>I Don’t Live On Sesame Street People!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If it wasn’t for the fact that I have more rolls than COSTCO has in it’s bakery I would currently be running up and down our street naked wearing nothing but a smile and Elvis style sunglasses flailing my arms wildly above my head yelling, “Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!”  Why you ask?  Well, no reason really.  I just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=168</link>
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		<title>Being Thrifty Is Bad For My Health!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last Friday night Brandt was at a friend’s sleeping over so Merlin decided to take advantage of the alone time and asked me out on a date.  Married almost 14 years and Merlin still “asks me out”.  Aaaaaawwwww!  Very sweet, I know.  I love it.   We went to East Side Mario’s for supper, “Eh [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=161</link>
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		<title>Neurotic Beer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, it’s been a LONG time since I posted a new story, but I do have a very good reason why.  I’ve been waffling back and forth between being either drunk or hung over and that’s left me a little less than able to type.  See, we’ve been buying a lot of beer lately [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=156</link>
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		<title>We’re Not AB-Normal!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hellooooooo!  It’s me!  I’m back finally!  I would like to say that I was off jet setting around the world or was somewhere in the Himalayan mountains reconnecting with my inner soul or doing some other cool spiritual/ethnic BS like that, but the truth is I’ve just been really busy, a little bit lazy, totally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=142</link>
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		<title>Bank On This</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  A co-worker of mine came to me one day and asked me to do a favour for her.  Her brother, who is a very straight laced old school banker, had just turned 50 and he was here in Lethbridge visiting.  She asked if I could come up with some kind of a little “act” [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=129</link>
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		<title>Strokin&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I woke up the other day, looked at my hairdryer and told it to work it’s magic, started blowing my locks while keeping my eyes on the TV watching the morning news like usual, turned around to look in the mirror and realized that the freakin’ piece of shit decided to cop an attitude and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=99</link>
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		<title>Post-It-Notes!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oooh oooh oooh!  Guess what I got the other day?  New Christmas post-it-notes!  I also got these real pretty, bigger square ones that have a fancy black and white border on the top and bottom and a dainty little golden yellow line to throw a bit of colour into it.  I love my post-it-notes!!  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=93</link>
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		<title>School “Bus”ted</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, I have great hours at work.  I work Monday to Friday 9:00 am to 3:00 pm.  If I leave work on time, right at 3:00, I usually end up sitting at a red light on Mayor Magrath Drive waiting to turn onto 5th Avenue South and I watch Brandt’s bus go past.  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=66</link>
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		<title>My unforeseen absence explained</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FYI: This is a longer than normal story, but since I’ve been MIA for a bit, SUCK IT UP!!   I know it’s been about a month since I’ve written anything on here, but I do have a really good excuse.  Honestly!!  What have I been up to this past month?  Standing in line to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=53</link>
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		<title>Different ways to find my page</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay Riley, I’m posting this new story just for you, because you’re special.  Isn’t that what your Mom still tells you?  “Riley honey, Mommy loves you no matter what the other kids say.  They just don’t see how special you really are.”  Now you’ll have some new material from me to ponder.   I have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=44</link>
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		<title>Free Gas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so picture this.  I&#8217;m walking around my house in just my black panties and a dark pink spaghetti strapped shell/tank top with no bra on so I&#8217;m pretty sure my panties might not be visible from the front because my boobs are most likely hanging almost to my knees.  I must point out that it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=43</link>
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		<title>Does this qualify for a penalty shot?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sigh ……… It’s happened again.  We’ve had another one of those unbelievable but true “incidents” in our lives.  Why does this stuff keep happening to us??   One day last week when I got home from work there was a notice stuck to our front door from FedEx saying that they had tried to deliver [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=42</link>
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		<title>Good day? Bad day?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I really hate it when I start out my day and something really awesome happens but then somehow that awesome event ends up brining on some not so awesome events and then the good day I was having is now not such a good day and years down the road when I look back and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=40</link>
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		<title>Is logical logic really logical?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been told that when you cry you’re cleansing your soul.  I like that.  I cry a lot so I’m thinking I have the cleanest soul in the world!  I was thinking that I should learn how to cry out of my butt hole then maybe I could do a gentle colon cleansing.  If that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=39</link>
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		<title>Be-otch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever woke up in the morning and decided for no apparent reason that you were going to be a bitch that day?  I do that every now and then.  When I wake up I’m in a good mood, I just feel a little saucy and decide that it would be fun to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=38</link>
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		<title>What’s in a name?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe that it has been over three weeks since my last story!  I have SO many stories to tell but I’ve been a little too busy and stressed to get my butt in gear, sit down and actually write.  How bad am I?  Um, that was a rhetorical question people.  Please don’t tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=37</link>
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		<title>My Own Kind of Therapy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a few, um, “weaknesses” when I’m upset, sad or just plum down in the dumps.  The first one will be a real shocker to most everyone I’m sure, it’s Spumante.  Bet you didn’t see that coming did you?  My second pacifier are these wickedly delicious cupcakes from a cute little cupcake shop here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=36</link>
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		<title>Princess Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I am a princess and I’m damn proud of it! On Wednesday I got a little side tracked doing my make-up, I wanted it to be a good make-up day.  After I had reached sheer perfection I checked the clock and noticed that if I didn’t get my behind in gear I was going [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=35</link>
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		<title>Livin’ In The Real World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You want to know what I loathe?  Romance novels.  Ug.  I find them just absolutely revolting, they turn my stomach.  Sometimes I get this horrid bout of nausea, the kind that makes you feel like puking even if you move just an inch.  If I can get myself to puke I instantly feel better.  Just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=34</link>
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		<title>Wine, pens and lips.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a couple of weaknesses that I’m sure anyone who knows me well enough are aware of.  Lipstick and gloss, pens and cheap wine.  I prefer Spumante but if the wine is cheap enough without tasting like varnish it’ll do in a pinch.  So you can imagine my excitement when I was in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=33</link>
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		<title>Easter Egg On Our Faces</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of these days I hope to have to make up a story and not have to reveal how seriously messed up we are.  We have issues, serious issues.  Sigh …………  This story is 100% true.  We do have witnesses. Now, before you go any further I must warn you that there will be a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=32</link>
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		<title>Surgery Saga</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been a little lazy this week and haven’t put a new story on my page.  But I do have a really good excuse, I had surgery on this past Monday.  I had my sinuses cleared out and irrigated and I had a deviated septum fixed, and not like how the celebrities have a “deviated [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=31</link>
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		<title>2:30 / Tooth Hurty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Part two of my baggage story is going to have to wait, sorry.  I had an “experience” yesterday that MUST be shared.  I’m not sure why I have the uncontrollable urge to embarrass the crap out of myself, I just can’t seem to keep things to myself. Yesterday I had to drop off a document [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=30</link>
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		<title>Baggage Blues</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In January of 2005 my Dad took the three of us to Disneyland as our Christmas present, it was AWESOME!!!  We were four “kids” let loose in the land of Mouse.  Thanks again Dad, it was a great holiday, one we’ll never forget.  When we got off the airplane in California we were all vibrating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=29</link>
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		<title>Who “NOSE” what?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, here’s my latest “issue”.  I’m having to go for surgery, yes, again.  It sucks, let me tell you!  I’ve been in the hospital for tests and surgeries so often I’m thinking of asking them to give me Air Miles every visit.  By now I could have flown around the World … twice … with two other [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=28</link>
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		<title>ER</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know I said that I was going to share my story about Thursday night and have it posted by Saturday.  But something came up.  We had another lovely evening again last night.  Since we spent the evening in the ER I didn’t exactly have time to write.  Brandt has been home from school since [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=27</link>
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		<title>Alberta Deep Freeze</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For any of you who don’t live in southern Alberta, you may not realize this, but recently Hell has frozen over here.  And no, there isn’t a punch line like, “Hell just froze over, my husband said sex is NOT important to him”.  I mean it has literally frozen over.  With the wind chill factor [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=24</link>
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		<title>Dr. Feelgood</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just recently we had to find a new family doctor after almost ten years.  I found us a new doc and have to say that he is a really nice guy, very funny, and a little bit eccentric.  The first time I met him I thought he looked liked Fred Armison from Saturday Night Live, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=23</link>
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		<title>Gourmet Chef Moi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, we had our carpets cleaned today and when I got home from work the carpet dude had already finished and was gone.  I came in the door and could see how clean and purdy the living room looked.  Wahoo!  Carpet dude even got the tea stain out!  I said tea, not pee.  Carpet dude’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=22</link>
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		<title>TGIF</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TGIF!!  I like Fridays, especially since I only work until 2:00 p.m. because once I get home I still have like nine hours to “do stuff”.  It’s like having a three day weekend, except I only get to sleep in two of the three days.  It would be nice to have Fridays off too, that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=21</link>
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		<title>Roll On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of years ago I was working at this place that I thought was going to be the death of me.  My boss was a little pencil neck weenie who relied on his Daddy and Mommy to do just about everything for him, I’m pretty sure I heard him crying for his Mommy to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=19</link>
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		<title>Neurotic Nonsense</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever felt like running around your house buck naked, only wearing a snorkel, with chunky peanut butter globbed in your belly button and arm pits, flailing your arms about your bed head hair, laughing hysterically, yelling, &#8220;Boogity Boogity Boogity Boogity Boogity!!&#8221;  I&#8217;m contemplating whether or not I need to go to Wal-Mart to purchase the snorkel; I already have the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=18</link>
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		<title>To shave or not to shave……….</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have another true story to share, are you surprised?  I’m going to embarrass myself and I don’t care.  Again, are you surprised?  I thought not. A few years ago, back in my college days, I had a little mishap.  A shaving mishap.  I bled like a stuck pig and it wasn’t purdy.  I landed myself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=17</link>
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		<title>Butt Business</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Merlin and I had only been married a year and we were going to meet my parents and my brother Kent in Vulcan for my Mom’s birthday.  There was this great restaurant on the highway and it’s about the same distance for us to drive there, and being that it was during the week it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=9</link>
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		<title>What was I thinking???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, some of you have read this story already but I&#8217;m posting it for those who haven&#8217;t.  I have added a few more lines so read it anyways!  I swear, new material is on it&#8217;s way in a few days.  Once again, I have found myself having another &#8220;Mallory&#8221; moment.  My one Uncle Dave (I have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=8</link>
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		<title>Today’s Glass Dilema</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so here’s the dilemma of the day.  It was so stressful!  Where to start?   Last week I was in Pier 1 Imports and saw these totally cool wine glasses.  I love fun stem ware.  Not sure why, I just like them.  The glasses are clear but on the base of the glass it’s coloured [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=7</link>
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		<title>How it all began………..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think the event that started it all was way back when I was in grade eight.  It was lunch time and I was hanging out with my friends enjoying the day.  Yes, I did have friends!!!  I was sitting on one of those old wooden bike racks that looks like a big long triangle.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=5</link>
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		<title>Only Me!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to give Merlin a ring tone for his work cell phone that would be the one he hears when I call him.  Simple enough right?  You go onto the Telus Mobility web site and find the ring tone and you can send it as a gift to someone else&#8217;s phone but it&#8217;s charged through [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://neurotichousewiferamblings.com/?p=1</link>
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